Your minds are in the gutter. She is in the shower and then it's sleep time. She did bring home a bottle of tequila "so that we could have a romantic evening". Apparently she's not even mad at me anymore.
You guys keep up the insanity and I'll pretend to catch up in the morning.
Deal. *spits in palm of hand and extends for the formalizing shake*
And glad all is well 


Good thing she's not mad anymore. 
Note that I swing wide and wild.
