In the endless pursuit of efficiency, I have come to question my methodology to towel off from my daily shower if I am in a rush. For years I have always started with face and front neck, then I dry the left arm, right arm, front torso, and then go right to the back (before the legs), and with the towel pulled tight like a rope, if start from top of neck and pull back and forth like playing a fiddle all the way down to the feet, all the way down the back, and then I come back up the front of the legs back to the stomach. All that is left now is the hair, which I keep wet to prolong the lag time between dress and hair dryer to prevent premature drying, unless I am wearing a hat that day, in which case I towel the hair at that point.
Usually, that entire routine takes me less than 20 seconds. But is there a faster way? Assume your wife/husband or significant other is PISSED that you were out all day snapping photos and because you needed that LAST shot you are now 20 minutes late to go to some boring dinner with the in-laws and if you are not showered and ready in 5 minutes you aint gettin any tonight. 
