Working Force of "All Hope Abandon Ye Who Enter Here" (5)

FuryMe wrote in post #6804332
I deleted my posts to save face. But I posted a porn site without looking at the site before posting. Very wrong thing to do!

Ouch!!! Yup, thats a nono.. Gonna have to be a good boy for a while.

gjl711 wrote in post #6804312
Too much bran??

:p

FuryMe wrote in post #6804328
Becca weened him a week ago, not sure why just think she was done with it.

Awww.....

Well, hope there's enough superpowers left over then.

Still, she made it a good long time with him! Hopefully that makes a difference while he's at the sitter. Wish I were closer, even though I don't have a ton of extra time, none of us are sick at the moment.

Oh, and uh, whoops Chet.

gjl711 wrote in post #6804300
I don’t know how you guys manage to get out of any. Maybe there is a “get out of ticket” quota and you are getting all the cards because they certainly never let me off.


Hmmm. I read this as wrestle. I didn’t know you were into baby wrestling. Though I use to wrestle with mine all the time. They were tough babies but I would take them on two at a time. Pinned their little butts every time.

Whats so special about today?

Mornin' back

um he didn't even given him a written warning. Funny thing was that I looked up from crochetting and I told him that was a cop. He says what? and we went back and forth until the blue lights went on. HA I did however win that argument. He was in a suburban. I think he knew when he got up close to us that he wasn't going to ticket us. We have a Ludlow fire sticker on the back window that and you can see our light bar hanging from our rearview mirror. Oh and I get out of tickets because I'm that good. I can flirt or cry my way out of tickets.

FuryMe wrote in post #6804328
Becca weened him a week ago, not sure why just think she was done with it.

I was done when I weaned. I couldn't handle it physically anymore. I get that. She made it this far and good for her.

FuryMe wrote in post #6804332
I deleted my posts to save face. But I posted a porn site without looking at the site before posting. Very wrong thing to do!

umm whoops

Porn, bran, prison and boob-powers. I missed a lot!

Good morning!

So excited about tonight's shoot....I just hope she's not still feeling yucky from earlier this week.

And Tiff....the newborn's dad just emailed me late last night again...they still want pics, just haven't gotten coordinated enough yet. YAY!

abbie wrote in post #6804425
Porn, bran, prison and boob-powers. I missed a lot!

Good morning!

That's how we roll darling. You snooze, ya miss stuff. Chet just likes to try to get slapped/banished. Gives him some excitement for the day....cuz having 2 kids isn't enough.

WOOHOO!!! That's great D.

sevillafox wrote in post #6804435
WOOHOO!!! That's great D.

I'm just itchin' to meet this baby. IDK why it bugs me that much. lol

BrokenRoad wrote in post #6804376
... I can flirt or cry my way out of tickets. ...

Yea, the crying thing for me just isn’t going to work. I can picture it now.
Me: *crying like a baby*
Cop: WTF you crying about you big sissy
Me: *sniffling* My wife is going to kill me
Cop: You’re 6-5, 250 and your sniveling like a little girl. Well I’ll give you something to cry about
*cop drags me from car and beats me silly*

abbie wrote in post #6804425
Porn, bran, prison and boob-powers. I missed a lot!

Good morning!

You forgot getting out of tickets

gjl711 wrote in post #6804456
Yea, the crying thing for me just isn’t going to work. I can picture it now.
Me: *crying like a baby*
Cop: WTF you crying about you big sissy
Me: *sniffling* My wife is going to kill me
Cop: You’re 6-5, 250 and your sniveling like a little girl. Well I’ll give you something to cry about
*cop drags me from car and beats me silly*

Very nice! Could always flirt with him too.

FuryMe wrote in post #6804464
Very nice! Could always flirt with him too.

Hey, I live in the Chicago area where our cops sell drugs to the kiddies. I think that the police handbook in the Chicago area clearly states that any flirting from guys gets an instant tazing, followed by a beating, followed by a bit more tazing, followed by god knows what..

*DON’T TAZ ME BRO…* BZZZ…BZZZ…BZZZ… AAAHHHhhhh….

I love mornings here. They always make me choke on my breakfast.
OH and Chet if 2 kids isn't enough excitement for you come stay at my house with my 5 for a couple hours. You'll decide yours are perfect.

gjl711 wrote in post #6804513
Hey, I live in the Chicago area where our cops sell drugs to the kiddies. I think that the police handbook in the Chicago area clearly states that any flirting from guys gets an instant tazing, followed by a beating, followed by a bit more tazing, followed by god knows what..

*DON’T TAZ ME BRO…* BZZZ…BZZZ…BZZZ… AAAHHHhhhh….

Um I don't think the rural small town cops would appreciate it either. However it was an Illinois state guy that got him on Rt.45 so he very well could've/should've gotten all 3.