lol... How's this sound?
"Dear Sirs, seeing that you already like my Photographic style and find me somewhat talented, I'd like to offer my services to your staff as head Photographer. I have my own equipment, I'm willing to travel and can even design covers and do Photo layout, I have extensive knowlege in Photography, Photo editing software and computers. Ill work for $500.00 per photo."
That should do it... no? 



