It's like this big wax cone that you stick in your ear, then light on fire.
You should try it.
The smoke, and the cone shape suck nastiness out of your ear. They really do work. Especially if you are prone to ear infections.
You get them at the health food store.
Hmm.. That's a lot better than the meaning that sprang to my mind (a candle, made out of ear wax).



