I just got my eyes checked for the first time in 25 years. I have 20-20 vision. Yay! Then Dr. No (her real name) dilated my pupils. Now, every light in the office has blue and red shifts! Nevermind the constant blur.
CA plus soft at the widest aperature. I bed they find "Tamron" on the backs of my eyes when I'm dead.
"You expect me to see?"
"No, Mr. Bill. I expect you to go blind." *
(* yeah, that was paraphrasing Auric Goldfinger, not Dr. No, but I'm working wtih what I've been given)
