I finally really tested my Tamron 28-75.
Conclusions:
I have no focusing issue at 75mm but front focus at 28mm; the OOF bokeh looks "lopsided" on the focus test; the blur is heavier on one side than the other. I have a bokeh artifact (in fact, I'd already seen this several times in the past!) as well, looks like a hair or something... rather disappointed!
What do you all think? Send it in, or sell it?
EDIT: By bottom heavy, I mean, the line is still visible but the blur is "upwards" from the line. Bokeh's supposed to be a uniform blur, right?


