On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
I'm trying to exchange
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a swiming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
(God! What a mess they all made in the car!)
If I'm lucky, I'll get enough for a new "L" lens!

