Guinea pig? Might not be too bad... I've eaten worse things. Some of the things that passed for food in Vietnam were unmentionable.
misspix wrote in post #7109787
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.

Permagrin wrote in post #7109992
G'morning everyone.
It's the weirdest thing. Kona seems to behave worse when it's quiet in the house. If I have the tv off (the way I like it) he's crazy. If the tv is on, he's toned down. I don't know what I'm going to do when I have cable shut off in two weeks.
cfpackerfan wrote in post #7110027
Why are you having your cable turned off?
And Pandora would take the place of the TV noise quite nicely.

My thought exactly... If the TV is not on, I usually have music playing.
eddarr wrote in post #7110034
Making the jump to get rid of the brain sucker. Is your internet over cable, you don't want to lose that fast connection.
If her internet was cable, she could still have the TV feed turned off and retain the web connection. Our TV, phone and internet all come in on the same cable and we are charged one price, but if we decided to terminate any one of the three services we could.
3Turner wrote in post #7110346
Aww....he needs to release some energy.
Since you can't take him for walks yet, you need one of these
Dog Walker
I need one of those big enough for the dog. And me... 
eddarr wrote in post #7110156
I have heard that these are very good for dogs. Supposedly eating off of the ground while standing up causes some problems with their front legs, neck and even throat. I'm not sure how true this is as dogs have been eating off of the ground for about a million years.
Even with his little stubby legs, we decided to get one of these for Buddy. It puts his dishes right up there where he doesn't have to bend over at all. There are times when we've put the dish on the floor and he's laid down next to it to eat... 