Hey there peeps,
Not up to reading 50 odd pages of stuff.
Just thought I'd update those who were aware of my "purchase" of the 1ds III on eBay for $3800.
What do you know, it turned out to be a scam. 
I was kindly asked to deposit money into a bank in Hungary of all places.
I had already done some ground work before the request payment email was made though. I searched the sellers name in the white pages, and found a match, and in the right suburb too. So, I thought I'd make a call and suss them out. Turns out the lady on the other end is about 84 and can't speak english very well. So it seems scammers are scouring the white pages and getting details from there and setting up eBay accounts based on those details.
Anyway, I gave the ebay scammers a few choice words in an email before their account was shut down.