The 20th Official Random Discussion and Cat & Maggie's Dad Dog Rescue for TPBM (20)

kumatron wrote in post #7240061

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH​AHA

Thanks Permie!

*I am still kinda hungry though...

greek salad

poppie guy wrote in post #7240077
Dear Permie, What's the story with T.D.? He lets you post pictures of him but threatens me with size 15's if I post pictures of him. He says just the thought of it makes him want to stomp a mud hole in me. What's with that anyway??

Dear anonymous,

Some people just bring out the stomping mudhole syndrome in others. Be thankful that you don't have that effect on everyone.

sincerely,
Permie

kumatron wrote in post #7239987
Dear Permie,

What can Terri eat for dinner too?

-A Sympathetic Friend

Dear Permie,

You forgot one

~Blindly and Deafly Obtuse

Permagrin wrote in post #7240024
Dear Hungry,
Move to Greasy Corner Arkansas. Problem solved.

All the best
Permie

Dear Inept,

I think we need to examine priorities dear. Towel art falls below Towel Science and that is a low second to Towel mathematics. When you've mastered that, get back to me and we'll work on the others.

Glad to be of service,
Permie

Dear Impatient,

Permie has many fans and many fan letters...she does her best to keep up, but you know what they say: "A little heaven in a giant's neck makes for broken bingo"

Toodleoo,
Permie

Meanwhile, I starve

Becky N wrote in post #7240047
TERRI - Did the office full of addic...erhm...coffee lovers get their fi....erhm...satisfact​ion?

LOL! Yes All is well and no one was assimilated!

Hey Neil, all the talk of food for others () distracted me. The animal towels are great!

kumatron wrote in post #7239987
Dear Permie,

What can Terri eat for dinner too?

-A Sympathetic Friend

Dear ASF,

Purple dragons can eat anything they want to eat and what's eaten will thank them for the honor.

TTFN
Permie

misspix wrote in post #7240164
Dear Permie,

You forgot one

~Blindly and Deafly Obtuse

Meanwhile, I starve

Dear BaDO,

Check the dragon handbook dear and if you are still confused, see the above answer ^^^

affectionately,
Permie, Dragon mentor extraordinaré

Becky N wrote in post #7239974
Love the bull dogs and all the floral extras. Very pretty.

I like the monkey hanging in the closet, and I'm sure someone else will too...

Dear Permie

What's the difference between the old 85L and the 85L II? I see an old one for sale and it's tempting me. I'm going to be at a friends ordination in Redlands next week and will be sitting in the front row. I'll be able to photograph but won't be allowed to use flash.

Signed,
fast glass blues

Permagrin wrote in post #7240248
Dear ASF,

Purple dragons can eat anything they want to eat and what's eaten will thank them for the honor.

TTFN
Permie

Cool! *starts list of edibles*

Permagrin wrote in post #7240248
Dear BaDO,

Check the dragon handbook dear and if you are still confused, see the above answer ^^^

affectionately,
Permie, Dragon mentor extraordinaré

Um, yeah. can't find my handbook.

poppie guy wrote in post #7240295
Dear Permie

What's the difference between the old 85L and the 85L II? I see an old one for sale and it's tempting me. I'm going to be at a friends ordination in Redlands next week and will be sitting in the front row. I'll be able to photograph but won't be allowed to use flash.

Signed,
fast glass blues

Dear Fast Glass Blues.

Money honey. That's all. There's no other discernible difference (except the absence of more $ from your bank book).

You'll love it!

Signed,
Permie a.k.a High Priestess of TMS

Dear Permie,

My toddler has developed the skill of making fine electronics swim in the cats' water bowls. How do I prevent him from taking my 40D for a swim?

~ A Concerned Parent

Guineh wrote in post #7240376
Dear Permie,

My toddler has developed the skill of making fine electronics swim in the cats' water bowls. How do I prevent him from taking my 40D for a swim?

~ A Concerned Parent

Dear concerned parent,

Hearty commendations on your young fellow for his taste!

My recommendation is replace the water with jello. (not red, it stains) The cats will enjoy the sugar rush and you'll spend your time attempting to stop them from shredding furniture at an accelerated rate. Your toddler will be free to enjoy his electronics and share an occasional jello treat with his furry friends.

All the best,
Permie

Dear Permie,

One of our parrots just bit my wife and she's yelling at the bird. What should I do?

anonymous.

I took Snoozer to the vet today for worming, check-up and such. The vet was happy to see her, called her a muted calico and said she looked good but had ear mites, so he cleaned out her ears and put meds in and I have more to give her once a day. He also gave me something to give tailspin for the URI.

Dear Permie,

My 5 month old hates his daddy.

What do I do?

-frustrated in the midwest

poppie guy wrote in post #7240427
Dear Permie,

One of our parrots just bit my wife and she's yelling at the bird. What should I do?

anonymous.

Dear Anonymous,

Have we met before? You seem to have a mudhole stomped out of you.

My advice, bite her too, then she'll be torn btw. who to yell at.

At least your evening will be eventful.

See you at the hosp...er...next time,
Permie