The official world record for the number of cell phone text messages sent in one month is 19,678, sent by Andrew Acklin of North Olmstead, Ohio.
(I wonder if, upon receiving the phone bill, his father said "OMG WTF"?)
So much text messaging takes place that medical journals now refer to a specific type of repetitive stress injury as "Blackberry thumb syndrome."
A whole class of recognized mental disorders have evolved for texters denied their thumb-toys, including depression and feelings of withdrawal. A related syndrome is a constant need to upgrade equipment to allow faster texting.
Australians, as a people, hold the record for the greatest use of texting, with an average of 30 minutes per day per Aussie.
In English, the widespread use of texting is rapidly deteriorating the langauge as a whole, especially in the areas of spelling and punctuation. So much so that a significant percentage of recent college graduates found themselves unable to appropriately fill out conventional job applications.
(Their Moms and Dads must be so proud! And I'm sure they joyfully welcomed their unemployed asses back home!)
In medicine, several doctors have been sucessfully sued because their use of texting abbreviations led to the wrong medications and treatments being given to patients.
Texting world wide is leading to the deterioration of several languages beyond the obvious shorthand uses, especially those that incorporate diacritical marks. This "Americanization" of these languages is producing significant international and sociological repercussions.
So, in conclusion, us non-texting Old Farts (myself included) are wrong! The world is not going to Hell in a handbasket. It is going to Hell on a Blackberry! OMG! LOL!
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Chrissy
