New photography TERMS to coin? Post 'em up.

Term: BBT (Best Buy Trinity)
Def: a selection of 3 cheap lenses that consist of the kit lens that comes with the camera, a telephoto of either 55-250 or 70-200 4L, and a nifty fifty

also thats wrong, it's one L... two L... three L... BROKEH!

Term: Smokeh
Def: Anything like what FreddyCR posts.

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Term: Paramateur
Definition: One who spends thousands of dollars buying high quality cameras and lenses then never shoots outside the green box.

Term: Blamestorm
Definition: The act of proclaiming that these cameras, lenses, strobes and tripods must be defective because their pictures always turn out like crap.
Frequently paramateurs

Term: Boinkeh
Definition: The out of focus area commonly used on police reality shows to cover up certain areas of people about to be busted on prostitution related charges.
Also used on the covers of adult oriented material to meet certain legal requirements.

Term: Lotion Blur
Definition: Your wife notices a speck of dust on your lens and tries to rub it off with her fingers.

Champion Swirl (alt. Hanes Swirl, Russell Swirl, etc.)

The marks you get on your glass after you breathe on it and wipe it off with your sweatshirt.

Term: Deja View
Definition: The act of replicating somebody else's photography.

Term: yesido
Definition: Answer given when some comments "Nice camera I bet it take great pictures".

BHA
B & H Anonymous
For those addicted to buying gear.

Double post

PhantomII wrote in post #7425689
Term: Paramateur
Definition: One who spends thousands of dollars buying high quality cameras and lenses then never shoots outside the green box.

I was thinking of this - but as a 'greenboxer'