OK, for those of us in the Willamette Valley, a list of upcoming events:
CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT @ WILLAMETTE MISSION STATE PARK
JULY 4
PHILOMATH FROLIC AND RODEO
JULY 9-12
RIVER RHYTHMS @ MONTIETH PARK
THURSDAY NIGHTS, JUL-AUG
PORTLAND HIGHLAND GAMES
JULY 18
GREAT OREGON STEAM-UP OFF EXIT 263 NEAR BROOKS
JULY 25-26
ST. PAUL RODEO
JUN 30-JUL 4
WINE COUNTRY CRUISE IN @ WVV
JUL 19
DAVINCI DAYS @ CORVALLIS
JUL 17-19
JUNCTION CITY SCANDINAVIAN FEST
AUG 13-16
OREGON STATE FAIR
AUG 28-SEP 7
CANBY DAHLIA FEST
SEP 5-7
MT. ANGEL OKTOBERFEST
SEP 17-20
THE OREGON GRAPE STOMP @ WVV
SEP 19-20
SHREWSBURY REN FAIR @ KINGS VLY
SEP 19-20
HARVEST JAZZ CONCERT @ WVV
OCT 18
CANDLELIGHT TOUR @ AURORA COLONY MUSEUM ?
DEC 5-6
A lot of these are free, but some, like the ones at the Willamette Valley Vineyards (WVV) or the Oregon State Fair have fees. Actually, as I look over this list, most of them have fees, but we're talking $5 to $20.
*ponders schedule*
YAY! 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like; speaking English is apparently what kills you.
ROFLOL!
A quiz for photographers about photographic accessories:
A. Hats:
1. Meh. Take 'em or leave 'em. I've worn them at times, but it's not all that important. 1 point.
2. Oh, heck yeah. Essential. I have different hats for different settings. Floppy, ball cap, fedoras, driver's caps, you name it. 2 points.
3. No way. Never. People who wear hats all the time are dorks. 3 points.
B. Vests:
1. I can see their use, but I've never been too interested in them. 1 pt.
2. I love 'em. I have everything in my vest. It's so handy. 2 pts.
3. You gotta be kidding me. You'd never see one on me. It's embarrassing. 3 pts.
C. Nikon:
1. I'm a Canon person. To be honest, I don't know that much about Nikon. 1 pt.
2. Nikons are good cameras. Very comparable to Canon products. I personally like Canon better, but I have good friends that shoot Nikon. No problem. 2 pts.
3. Oh, c'mon. Get serious. I will kick you in the neck with a large shoe. 3 pts.
D. Bird Photography:
1. Ooo, I'm interested, but I've never got the hang of it. 1 pt.
2. I have a number of great shots of birds. I find it a vital part of my portfolio. 2 pts.
3. Oh, euphoria! I love to shoot birds! I could spend all day on a bird shoot, any time of year. 3 pts.
4-6 points: You're doing great. You have some room to grow in your photographic experience, but the potential is there!
7-10: You seem like a rational, well balanced and well dressed photographer. The world is your oyster.
11-12: Hi Chris.

LOL!
Got my fingers crossed. It does not show anything while it is working but does say it found 33 files so far. Still has 36 minutes to go.
Glad it is working so far!
Hiyas!









Sucks.
