Do YOU want to be the TF?

Good day people - and how are we this lovely autumnal day?

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9083856
Well, you do have...

ONE IN THE OVEN!!!!111



Ahh the joke keep comin'

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9084628
Ahhh now I know how babies are made.

Perhaps someone should tell Ninga that Ovens are not normally involved in making Baby's. Now the back seat of a chevy....


Wayne

neilwood32 wrote in post #9085266
Good day people - and how are we this lovely autumnal day?

Awake and glad that my Internet connection is back up.

Wayne

WMS wrote in post #9085278
Awake and glad that my Internet connection is back up.

Wayne

You had problems? Not sure how i would cope without broadband - probably go out and shoot something!

yes My DSL was down, and to make maters worse tech support wasn't very supportive, they were convinced that it was my router, now never mind that I was still having connectivity issues after i bypassed the router and connected a computer directly to the DSL modem...

Wayne

WMS wrote in post #9085272
Perhaps someone should tell Ninga that Ovens are not normally involved in making Baby's. Now the back seat of a chevy....


Wayne

No dude, Chrissy explained it to me. It's when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, then they walk into each other.

9 months later a baby is brought by a stork and put in a cabbage patch which doctors pick (according to DNA matching) and bring to the hospital.

Then mummies trade their weirdly large bellies for a baby. That's why they eat so much for 9 months to get super fat.

That's what I was told anyway.

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9085457
No dude, Chrissy explained it to me. It's when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, then they walk into each other.

Isn't that how the atom bomb works? Two atoms run into each other and create small baby particles?

beeng wrote in post #9085485
Isn't that how the atom bomb works? Two atoms run into each other and create small baby particles?

Closer to the way an atomic bomb works in the way babies are made. Ninja someone really needs to have a long talk with you about life and biology.

Wayne

krepta wrote in post #9084557
People eat fried chicken all the time. What's so wrong about fried turkey? I've never actually had fried turkey, but I'd sure as heck try it if I get a chance!

I don't like fried chicken either.

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9085457
No dude, Chrissy explained it to me. It's when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, then they walk into each other.

9 months later a baby is brought by a stork and put in a cabbage patch which doctors pick (according to DNA matching) and bring to the hospital.

Then mummies trade their weirdly large bellies for a baby. That's why they eat so much for 9 months to get super fat.

That's what I was told anyway.

That's pretty much what I said.

Chrissy, you have a wicked streak, I like that in a person...

Wayne

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9085457
That's why they eat so much for 9 months to get super fat.

Single, eh?

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #9082898
Mmm thanksgiving. American (Canadian?) tradition that's not celebrated outside those bounds.

When is this "thanksgiving"?

Of course, being Australian, we're thankful every day. So we don't need a special day (thankful our ancestors* left England).


* My ancestors were free settlers, not convicts (really) I am a 1337 fr33 5377l3r~~!!!1

Naah, just like July 4, we Brits celebrate it too - you know, getting rid of those ignorant colonials (j/k)

Funny you mention convicts Ninja, that's always a sore point with the Aussies I know! (As is asking them if they're from NZ... ::whistle:: )

neilwood32 wrote in post #9085281
You had problems? Not sure how i would cope without broadband - probably go out and shoot something!

Your provider, perhaps?

Being an old fart, I'd use a 30-06. (I think I still have my old M1 around somewhere!)

Cdeming wrote in post #9086255
That's pretty much what I said.

Just remember, Chrissy. Pregnancy is a public admission of a very private affair. Everybody knows what you've been doing.

And remember to eat hearty today, but no booze for youse!

20droger wrote in post #9086521
Just remember, Chrissy. Pregnancy is a public admission of a very private affair. Everybody knows what you've been doing.

And remember to eat hearty today, but no booze for youse!

So true! Even though I've been married for 5 years I felt awkward telling my parents I was pregnant...