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Children are generally ok - i just couldnt eat a whole one!

neilwood32 wrote in post #10228031
Children are generally ok - i just couldnt eat a whole one!

Practice.

You think these hot dog eating champions just sit down one day and decide "Hey, I'm going to eat 75 hot dogs in 60 seconds!"??


And when it comes to kids, the right sauce really helps.

mbellot wrote in post #10235725
Practice.

You think these hot dog eating champions just sit down one day and decide "Hey, I'm going to eat 75 hot dogs in 60 seconds!"??


And when it comes to kids, the right sauce really helps.

So what is your preferred sauce? BBQ or Ketchup?

neilwood32 wrote in post #10236634
So what is your preferred sauce? BBQ or Ketchup?

Depends on the kid.

Rednecks are best with a tangy BBQ sauce, Canadians need a thick maple glaze, Asians go with Teriyaki and Europeans need to be braised in a single malt scotch gravy.

Some kids are very special, and you don't want to eat them all at once!

Did you ever hear of the pig with the wooden leg?

mbellot wrote in post #10237286
Depends on the kid.

Rednecks are best with a tangy BBQ sauce, Canadians need a thick maple glaze, Asians go with Teriyaki and Europeans need to be braised in a single malt scotch gravy.

Mmm. Very nice - my preference is a nice pepper sauce.

tonylong wrote in post #10238596
Some kids are very special, and you don't want to eat them all at once!

Did you ever hear of the pig with the wooden leg?

No, please explain!

The pig with the wooden leg is an old red neck/ hillbilly joke. and one which I shall not share here, mostly because I only remember the set up and punch line.

Wayne

The Pig with a Wooden Leg

A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!

He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Old Caesar sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. Now that dredge brings me in about $120,000 every year.

"There's another thing, too, a little more personal. One night a couple of years ago I got to drinking and I guess I had more than I should have. I passed out drunk, fell down and knocked over a lamp. That started a fire in the house and old Caesar smelled the smoke. He came in the back door, got the wife and kid out, roused me up and got me out. "There is no question about it - that night old Caesar saved all our lives and you know that is not the sort of thing a man is going to forget too easily."

"Why," the traveler said, "this is all amazing! I have never heard of a pig like this before! This is fantastic! But tell me, how did he get that wooden leg? Was he in a wreck or something?"

The farmer laughed and said, "Well, naturally, when you have a pig that smart, you don't want to eat him all at one time!"

WMS wrote in post #10238995
The pig with the wooden leg is an old red neck/ hillbilly joke. and one which I shall not share here, mostly because I only remember the set up and punch line.

Wayne

Who and the he** are you calling a redneck

Pig-Hoo-o-o-o-ey

Come on Caesar
sup-r time ole boy

Considering that I was born and raised in Kansas I am calling myself a red neck, especially after spending a day out in the sun without a proper hat.

Wayne

Roger that is not quite the same setup as I recall, but it is close enough and diminishes the punchline not in the least.

Wayne

Meh, just give me a good hot sauce or maybe a good caribbean jerk sauce or maybe season with some creole spices...........mmmmm​mm.

.....Great, now I've made myself hungry. Hmmm......Here kiddy, kiddy, kiddy! LOL

20droger wrote in post #10239038
The Pig with a Wooden Leg

A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!

He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Old Caesar sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. Now that dredge brings me in about $120,000 every year.

"There's another thing, too, a little more personal. One night a couple of years ago I got to drinking and I guess I had more than I should have. I passed out drunk, fell down and knocked over a lamp. That started a fire in the house and old Caesar smelled the smoke. He came in the back door, got the wife and kid out, roused me up and got me out. "There is no question about it - that night old Caesar saved all our lives and you know that is not the sort of thing a man is going to forget too easily."

"Why," the traveler said, "this is all amazing! I have never heard of a pig like this before! This is fantastic! But tell me, how did he get that wooden leg? Was he in a wreck or something?"

The farmer laughed and said, "Well, naturally, when you have a pig that smart, you don't want to eat him all at one time!"

Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!

Geoff_Shawcross wrote in post #10240227
Meh, just give me a good hot sauce or maybe a good caribbean jerk sauce or maybe season with some creole spices...........mmmmm​mm.

.....Great, now I've made myself hungry. Hmmm......Here kiddy, kiddy, kiddy! LOL

Wonder how curried kid would taste? Or chilli con kiddie? Mmmmm

neilwood32 wrote in post #10241679
Wonder how curried kid would taste? Or chilli con kiddie? Mmmmm

Much like curried pork or chili con puerco. Human meat is called "long pork" for a reason.

Make sure it's well done, not rare or even medium. Gotta kill those parasites!

20droger wrote in post #10242075
Human meat is called "long pork" for a reason.

I can see the ad campaign now...

It's the other other white meat.