The ULTIMATE Thread!!11

mbellot wrote in post #8112553
Naturally.

Why would I expect a cat owner to pick the logical (and easiest) option of just getting rid of the house rat(s).

Well, there's a new direction for the ULTIMATE THREAD....(if that's ok with you, Oh Stealthy One?)

Cats or Dogs?

For me, there's no contest.....gotta be dogs - as long as they weight more than 25kgs! Can't stand those "toys" that freakish women (especially here) carry around like a designer-bag.

You forget the third option: none....

ZGMF-X20A wrote in post #8116230
You forget the third option: none....

He forgot a fourth one, too: both!

skygod44 wrote in post #8116225
Well, there's a new direction for the ULTIMATE THREAD....(if that's ok with you, Oh Stealthy One?)

Cats or Dogs?

For me, there's no contest.....gotta be dogs - as long as they weight more than 25kgs! Can't stand those "toys" that freakish women (especially here) carry around like a designer-bag.

I'm allergic to cats. And also, I don't like them. So it's gotta be dogs, dawg!

I have three cats and three dogs, so I go with "both" and I entirely identify with the person who hangs the toilet paper "wrong" because of the cats. I mean, priorities are priorities. >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<

skygod44 wrote in post #8116225
Well, there's a new direction for the ULTIMATE THREAD....(if that's ok with you, Oh Stealthy One?)

Cats or Dogs?

For me, there's no contest.....gotta be dogs - as long as they weight more than 25kgs! Can't stand those "toys" that freakish women (especially here) carry around like a designer-bag.

Well, obviously the only answer is "dogs" so why even put up a poll? (Cat owners would only "vote" for cats because their cats force them too - being evil as they are).

Cdeming wrote in post #8116386
I'm allergic to cats. And also, I don't like them. So it's gotta be dogs, dawg!

Same, everything you said, is the same for me.

ZGMF-X20A wrote in post #8116230
You forget the third option: â‘ none....

thomascanty wrote in post #8116251
He forgot a fourth one, too: â‘¡both!

No I didn't.....because those aren't options, they're â‘  just plain sad, and â‘¡ indecisive and weak-willed!
It's gotta be "DOGS", or if you really must, "cats".

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #8117718
Well, obviously the only answer is "dogs" so why even put up a poll? (Cat owners would only "vote" for cats because their cats force them too - being evil as they are).Same, everything you said, is the same for me.

Somehow, I knew the Stealthy One would understand the pure evil, that is called felis catus!

Becoming a cat is an old ninja curse for being too evil.

Cats are just little tiny evil ninjas.

Any information to the contrary is an evil lie perpetuated by the ECPS (Evil Cat Propaganda Service).

I prefer Aibo...

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #8117779
Becoming a cat is an old ninja curse for being too evil.
Cats are just little tiny evil ninjas.
Any information to the contrary is an evil lie perpetuated by the ECPS (Evil Cat Propaganda Service).

Did you take your medicine this morning, Stealthy?
It's just that I thought we'd had this discussion...."no posting on POTN unless you've taken two klozapol and a dogmatil" ( <-- real names for drugs for paranoid schizophrenics, believe it or not!)

dogmatil?

It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

This poll just gets bigger and bigger... which reminds me of puberty for some reason.

ROFL - I can't re-vote, but wow -- Puberty vs. no puberty.

I'd rather pick an age.

BTW, where's the s*x question?

EDIT: Ok, I see male/female was added -- That's a YES or NO question.

male female maybe

Shame we can't all get another vote.

No fair adding more options after I've already voted!

mbellot wrote in post #8112553
rat(s).

A diamond python would be much nicer than a cat for that job.