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Jun 25, 2009 14:43 |  #1

Found this on another forum. I thought it was funny.

http://dearphotographe​r.com/ (external link)

Make sure you scroll down the page to see the rest of the quotes


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Jun 25, 2009 14:45 |  #2

Great list...

Although I defend the right of Cat owners to photograph their "kids"
(Dog owners too for the most part...)


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Jun 25, 2009 14:52 |  #3

"HDR: just because you can doesn't mean you should."

"Problem solving is an essential tool of a photographers kit. Never is the solution more HDR. Molten ketchup in my eyes, washed out with lemon juice and lighter fluid and lite on fire with an old cigar is more pleasant to my eyes than anything in HDR."

True dat.


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Jun 25, 2009 15:10 as a reply to  @ Mosca's post |  #4

Epic, truely Epic


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Jun 25, 2009 21:54 |  #5

Not bad. I'm gonna have to follow this. :)


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Jun 25, 2009 23:05 |  #6

Very nice!


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Jun 25, 2009 23:50 |  #7

Maybe the author should add "Just because you can rant online doesn't mean you should."


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Jun 26, 2009 10:16 |  #8

I wish s/he would add something about every single picture on flickr being given an award.


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Jun 26, 2009 11:33 |  #9

Tee Why wrote in post #8176922 (external link)
Maybe the author should add "Just because you can rant online doesn't mean you should."

Or "just because red is available for a background on your blog, doesn't mean you should use it". I think I got that molten ketchup he was talking about in my eyes! :shock:


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Jun 26, 2009 12:21 |  #10

In2Photos wrote in post #8179286 (external link)
Or "just because red is available for a background on your blog, doesn't mean you should use it". I think I got that molten ketchup he was talking about in my eyes! :shock:

Agreed, I have never seen a brigher background...my eyes had to adjust once I clicked out of it:(


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Jun 26, 2009 13:08 |  #11

Man....always with the negative waves. whoever wrote this should have spent the time taking photographs, I wish I would have spent the time taking photographs instead of reading it.


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Jun 26, 2009 13:14 |  #12

haha i loved this one: Vignetting isn't bad (it can help bring focus and mood to a photo) but vignetting to white is like humping a door knob. Just stop for the sake of humanity.
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Jun 26, 2009 13:16 |  #13

That hurts, I just made a HDR photo of my cat's feet with vigneatting to white with antique and fog filters on photoshop =(


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Jun 26, 2009 13:20 as a reply to  @ Kiyohiko's post |  #14

The film one gave me kicks. :P


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Jun 26, 2009 13:59 |  #15

Sadly, I have to agree with the cat shot, ring shot, HDR, and the white vignetting.

The name of that red background is Retina burning Red BTW. :)


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