Does the POTN collective want a boy or a girl?

Cdeming wrote in post #8376097
....If I end up having two and one comes out in a little red outfit, I'm going to hunt you down....

Maybe...but I think you'll be hard pushed to keep up with MISTER Deming who I think, might also be after The Stealthy One!!!

Well if it happens I want to see the shots.
Will ninja escape the clutches of the 'Demings',tune in same bat time,same bat chanell for the next episode.

Cdeming wrote in post #8376097
If I end up having two and one comes out in a little red outfit, I'm going to hunt you down.

Your child is free to join the clan if that happens. You're either born a ninja or not.

Personally speaking, when I was born my mother couldn't find me for days.

skygod44 wrote in post #8379940
Maybe...but I think you'll be hard pushed to keep up with MISTER Deming who I think, might also be after The Stealthy One!!!

If you're getting at what I think you're getting at... man I must be stealthier than I thought!

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #8380637
Your child is free to join the clan if that happens. You're either born a ninja or not.

Personally speaking, when I was born my mother couldn't find me for days.

What makes you think she was looking?

Stealthy Ninja wrote in post #8380637
...If you're getting at what I think you're getting at... man I must be stealthier than I thought!

Why else would Chrissy's newbie-soon-to-be-a-Canon-user babe-in-arms be born in a little red suit? Unless she's got a thing for Father Christmas?

skygod44 wrote in post #8384083
Why else would Chrissy's newbie-soon-to-be-a-Canon-user babe-in-arms be born in a little red suit? Unless she's got a thing for Father Christmas?

Her timing would have to be good. He only comes once a year.

When the baby arrives, we'll have to check out his/her "Ho, ho, ho!"

My problem is, I look like Father Christmas: big, fat, bushy white beard, etc. But I don't do "jolly" very well, and my "ho, ho, ho" sounds more like the Green Giant.

20droger wrote in post #8385102
.....I don't do "jolly" very well....

I think a few people on here have noticed...
You OK recently?

Still waking up this side of the grass.
Still have the most beautiful and nicest wife in the world.

What more could a man want?

20droger wrote in post #8387039
Still waking up this side of the grass.
Still have the most beautiful and nicest wife in the world.

What more could a man want?

That's it. Me too, BTW.

(Raising a glass to toast.)

-js

EDIT: oh, yeah - don't forget the cats. Emily just now jumped up for a nice skritch on the head and is now standing on my printer looking out the window. Hope she doesn't jump - we're on the second floor...

20droger wrote in post #8387039
Still waking up this side of the grass.
Still have the most beautiful and nicest wife in the world.
What more could a man want?

I really hate having to disagree with you "older" gentlemen, but there's no way your wives are even close to mine in the "beauty" department!
Makes me almost feel guilty....but not quite!

skygod44 wrote in post #8389355
I really hate having to disagree with you "older" gentlemen, but there's no way your wives are even close to mine in the "beauty" department!
Makes me almost feel guilty....but not quite!

Since "wife beauty" is a totally subjective phenomenon, it would be both useless and foolish to argue.

I just pity the man who doesn't feel his wife is the best, nicest, and most beautiful. I mean, if one feels that way, then what's the point of being married?

And for those of you less-than-humble ones out there who think your spouse is an idiot while your own feces is non-odorous, remember always the obvious!

You picked them! If they truly are idiots, it's your judgment that was at fault, not theirs.

20droger wrote in post #8390263
Since "wife beauty" is a totally subjective phenomenon, it would be both useless and foolish to argue.

I just pity the man who doesn't feel his wife is the best, nicest, and most beautiful. I mean, if one feels that way, then what's the point of being married?

And for those of you less-than-humble ones out there who think your spouse is an idiot while your own feces is non-odorous, remember always the obvious!

You picked them! If they truly are idiots, it's your judgment that was at fault, not theirs.

100% in agreement!!

Especially on that second paragraph. But then, I'm not married any more. *insert dancing smilie here*

20droger wrote in post #8390263
Since "wife beauty" is a totally subjective phenomenon, it would be both useless and foolish to argue.

I just pity the man who doesn't feel his wife is the best, nicest, and most beautiful. I mean, if one feels that way, then what's the point of being married?

And for those of you less-than-humble ones out there who think your spouse is an idiot while your own feces is non-odorous, remember always the obvious!

You picked them! If they truly are idiots, it's your judgment that was at fault, not theirs.

For a moment there, I was worried you actually took my comment seriously, Roger!
Of course, until my last breath, my wife will be the only beauty on the planet...and any man who doesn't understand that about their own lady - well, I feel sorry for them.
[Insert smug smilie]

EDIT:
Has anyone noticed that "beer" is the inthe lead by a looooong margin?
Hilarious.
Simply, hilarious.

It's just like the story of the four cow bride!! I'd tell it, but I'm not good at story telling and I have to leave to catch a dive boat.

I'm on vacation.