Red-Ringed Tupperware Party with (ineffective) Tin Foil Hats

The Cow Dictionary, ver. 2.0:

Moo: Simplistic Cow
Mohe: Cow of German descent
Mauh: Cow from New England
Mo: Cow with an unfortunate speech impediment
Mu: Cow of distant Polynesian heritage
MuMu: Cow of distant Polynesian heritage given to wearing odd, long draping clothes.
Meaux: Cow breeded specifically to produce milk for French cheeses
Moeau: An ancient dialect of Cow, orginating from Latin.
MOOOO: Southeastern US Cow, primarlily in the Carolinas
Moo': Cow for "I would like a three shot grande breve latte, please." (notice the accent on the last "o")
M'o: Cow slang. Loose translation, "Nice spots."
Muu: Scandinavian Cow (thanx to Claire.)
MooO'aoh: Aboriginal/Australian Cow (specifically, the Northern Territories and Outback regions)
Moooi: Self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic Cow (thanx to ~w)
μουγκρητό: Greek cows in cool shoes. (thanx to the ever lingual ~w)
По-русски: Cows swilling Russian vodka (or "wod-ka") (~w again.).
Мычать-From our Russian cows.
Meugler-Literal French translation....I want to see and hear that one. (Wool)
Mugido-The Spanish cows seem to have a bit of a problem too. (Wool x2)
Muhen-Kuh...for the Germanic folk (Wool x3)

Just trying to help out here.

Woolburr wrote in post #2368396
OK....where did the "award winning" Russian Moo go?

По-русски....we need those vodka swilling cows over here.

Russian_Vodka_doesn't_​last_long.

Plus,_I_think_it_is_in​accurate._I_need_to_do​_some_resarch_but_it_i​s_hard_with_my_little_​challenge.

liza wrote in post #2368388
I have it, and it sucks!!! Too many dropped calls.

Move over, Wu and I may have to join you. It's just too darned cold.

Wow...I haven't dropped a single call since I switched...I used to have US Cellular...only reason I switched is because they didn't have a reasonable plan that offered coverage in NY...I have Verizon coverage in all of North America for less money....couldn't pass that up.

I have room for 6 in the tub.

wu_wei0 wrote in post #2368411
Russian_Vodka_doesn't_​last_long.

Plus,_I_think_it_is_in​accurate._I_need_to_do​_some_research_but_it_​is_hard_with_my_little​_challenge.

When I translated it...it came up with "award file".....:p

Woolburr wrote in post #2368434
When I translated it...it came up with "award file".....:p

see._maybe_it_is_Vodka​_induced_russian_slang​_for_"Mmmmmmm"

Verizon_doesn't_cover_​my_area___but_Cingular​-says_they_don't_either​.__I'll_have_to_agree.

Woolburr wrote in post #2368424
Wow...I haven't dropped a single call since I switched...I used to have US Cellular...only reason I switched is because they didn't have a reasonable plan that offered coverage in NY...I have Verizon coverage in all of North America for less money....couldn't pass that up.

I have room for 6 in the tub.

Me neither...I like verizon. I and do like that friends/family plan. We too used to have US cellular and were always getting billed for some overage or other.

(pssst, Wool, room for 6 means, you, a companion, two glasses and two candles...gotta read the fine print on that manual there....)

Мычать-From our Russian cows.
Meugler-Literal French translation....I want to see and hear that one.
Mugido-The Spanish cows seem to have a bit of a problem too.
Muhen-Kuh...for the Germanic folk

wu_wei0 wrote in post #2368447
see._maybe_it_is_Vodka​_induced_russian_slang​_for_"Mmmmmmm"

Verizon_doesn't_cover_​my_area___but_Cingular​-says_they_don't_either​.__I'll_have_to_agree.

So how do you call out then? smoke signals?

Hey guys and gals, all this hot tub talk (just an assumption there) got me a dinner invitation....so I'm off to get ready to go ttfn

Permagrin wrote in post #2368524
Hey guys and gals, all this hot tub talk (just an assumption there) got me a dinner invitation....so I'm off to get ready to go ttfn

Never pass up a hot dinner date!

For Claire:

Quack: Duckspeak. The translation could mean anything from "Cognito, ergo sum" to "Gee, this pond makes my butt really cold."
Ca-whaick: Alabaman Duck
Ckwac: Bosnian Duck
Kwaak: Finnish Duck
Qwk: A Duck whose first language is not Duck, but rather Polish.
Quook: Duck completely inebriated on Chardonnay. Just Chardonnay.
Quack: (2) A Duck with a bonafide PhD.
Kw'yak: A Duck from the various Inuit tribes of Northern Canada and Alaska.
Moo: A seriously conflicted Cow, completely raised by a flock of Ducks.
Kuakk: A single malt scotch and soda. Rarely used.
Quackeauxcis: Duck from Quebeck.
Qack: Mergansers. They don't care about u.

Up for editing, obviously.

Woolburr wrote in post #2368537
Never pass up a hot dinner date!

I_bet_she_said_"Mmmmmm​"
hot_dinner_date_in_kan​sas_in_the_winter:Turn​_up_the_furnace_when_y​ou_eat_a_spinach_salad​_and_drink_a_beer.

wu_wei0 wrote in post #2368553
I_bet_she_said_"Mmmmmm​"
hot_dinner_date_in_kan​sas_in_the_winter:Turn​_up_the_furnace_when_y​ou_eat_a_spinach_salad​_and_drink_a_beer.

No bull, worth his salt, ever "mmmm's" and tells.

I am going to come back when this cow and duck talk ends

nzl-g3user wrote in post #2368644
I am going to come back when this cow and duck talk ends

I'm done. It's out of my system now. I feel better, thanx.