Noobie? I'll give ya a Noobie

Don't let my post count fool you. I'm still a noobie and always will be. I wear long shorts, high top sneakers, and white socks with red stripes up around my knees.

I don't know an f stop from a shutter speed. Got no idea which way to turn the dials until I see what they do in the viewfinder.

Now that's the definition of a noob.

So, welcome me too.

me

It's all true. I've met him.

But Mark, you'd find learning which way to turn the dials a lot easier if you'd stayed with strictly Canon. Those Nikons you pick up from time to time do everything backwards, which contributes to your confusion. You're still welcome here though . . .

Welcome!

I'm sure that G10 and 25mm tube produce some great shots!

And here's me mistaking you for a Boobie all this time....

MDJAK wrote in post #8385035
Don't let my post count fool you. I'm still a noobie and always will be. I wear long shorts, high top sneakers, and white socks with red stripes up around my knees.

I don't know an f stop from a shutter speed. Got no idea which way to turn the dials until I see what they do in the viewfinder.

Now that's the definition of a noob.

So, welcome me too.

me

Hi, me. Welcome to POTN. Make sure you turn your camera to the little green box. Voila....expensive point and shoot. All those other labels don't mean anything.

you know, you can always read the manual, it helps.

DozerLYP wrote in post #8386994
you know, you can always read the manual, it helps.

Real men don't read the manual.

DozerLYP wrote in post #8386994
you know, you can always read the manual, it helps.

asysin2leads wrote in post #8387160
Real men don't read the manual.

In the case of MDJackie I don't think he was refering to the camera manual, more likely he meant 'DSM-IV-TR® Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders'; in particular, the section related to impulse disorders and the regular and somewhat random purchase of misc. photography associated items from B&H

DSM-IV: ROFLMAO

thanks everyone. I feel so welcome.

me

Nice new title Mark! You deserve it!

I really liked 'breign phart.' I made that one up myself.

Breign phart is nice too Tom. It goes well with noobie.