Pfft. We all know Chuck could kick Jack Bauer's butt in 0.000000000000001 seconds (the esitmated speed on one of his round-house kicks).
Jack Bauer actually needs a gun...ha! Chuck is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall ninjas in a single bound...look up in the sky...is it a bird? Is it a plane?
It's...a cloud...
Dear Ninja,
I am watching you carefully
Regards,
The PNG Ninja (excuse my arm decorations and the flower on my head, I was going to a wedding or something, but I am still fierce)





