So to conclude:
This is how the 5D Mk II should be like:
1. Have 99 focus points, all implanted in your brain, so it'll focus on what you want, just in case you forgot to change the focus point.
2. A 99 stop range with absolutely no noise even at ISO 24,000... just in case, and the files in ISO 100 should be so clean you can cut your retinas if you were to pixel peep.
3. The ability to shoot in Infrared by a switch of a button.
4. Being able to do X-rays, in case your buddy falls and breaks a bone and you're no where near a phone.
5. Wait, strike that last part... it should have a built-in phone (3G turbo of course) so you can upload your images while on the shoot.
6. Video in any frame-rate you want and with a built in steady-cam feature with a push of a button.
7. Total weather sealing, so you can dive with it... or if you're just clumsy and fall off a dock while backing up to shoot a duck.
8. Battery life that last about 100,000,000 frames so you can go onto a world trip with just one battery.
9. Super compressed RAW files that are smaller than a full res jpeg, and yet you can fit 99x more images on a 8 GB card than you can now.
10. Finally.... it'll only cost $99 and will only be sold to those who knows how to use the M mode.
Yes? No? Maybe?
No I'm not drunk... just having fun 