I'll never forget my brother's first wife's bridal shower. She worked for a vet (I was probably 22 and had never even seen a kitten be born) and the vet was at the shower. The vet talked the whole time about cleaning up horses/donkey's...parts. How big they were and what an ordeal it was. Holy moo, it was such a tacky convo for a bridal shower. 


Cool it with the unhealthy skepticism. 

