As I was waiting for my wife to do the shopping in Morrisons this evening I happened to get my free read of Amateur Photographer this week.
Now it seems that amateur photographers have been stalking the deer and ruined their (the deer that is) love life.
So, not only are photographers (no names mentioned) zapping the poor bloody seals but they are disturbing the rutting of the deer. These sort of pics could be regarded as pornographic next and these pics will be banned by the do-gooders or activist trouble makers. How would you like it if a picture of you 'umping' was bandied about the internet?
Looking at it logically chaps - we could organise a summer BBQ with roast duck, seal steaks and venison burgers if we take this one stage further. Oh; and we could hold the BBQ in a disused loony bin.