The 32nd Random TPBM Chat Thread Featuring Eric, the Armchair Mod Quarterback

New Diet! I'm really excited to try this one:

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK.
Day 2: All Veggie Day! Go with a variety of colors to get the full vitamin impact.
Day 3: Add Fruits to the mix. Again, the more colors taken it will guarantee maximum vitamin intake.
Day 4: As before, maximize plant intake, but, in the afternoon, you may have a one ounce cube of boneless, skinless, blanched and boiled chicken.
Day 5: Veggies, fruits, two whole cubes of the above chicken and .005 ounce of mild cheddar.
Day 6: Same as Day 5, also a treat! Add 4 oz of fat free soy milk!
Day 7: Start off with a big bag of chips then move on to a salami sandwich and a coke. First coffee break, two cups of coffee with all the half and half you can stomach with a half gallon of ice cream. Lunch will consist of the left side of the menu. Mid afternoon snack would be a simple large pizza with extra cheese. Dinner would be basic fare of lasagne, a loaf of garlic bread and a salad loaded with dressing. Dessert, as you've deserved a prize for doing this insane diet for a week would be an entire chocolate cake. That evening, you will stay in the hospital overnight for observation after the stomach pump.

Then the cycle repeats with...

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK....

He was also a judge in the Law and Order series in the 90's

Crissa, it's heartwarming to hear of such people in the world.

Skrim17 wrote in post #9174266
I met with one of my clients parents today at their home, they are aging and not able to come out to us anymore. What amazing people, 10 children, 7 with some type of developmental delay (except one with cystic fibrosys) and only 2 of those 7 still with us. They are full of hope and joy, adore each and every one of their children and have nothing but love for the world.

WOW! That's alot of kids and to have that many with developmental problems! True love for sure on their part. Not many parents with that kind of patience anymore.

cfpackerfan wrote in post #9174279
Something to make you smile, Diane. How's about a couple little 3 month old pibbles?

Awwww they be cute pibbles!!

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #9174344
New Diet! I'm really excited to try this one:

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK.
Day 2: All Veggie Day! Go with a variety of colors to get the full vitamin impact.
Day 3: Add Fruits to the mix. Again, the more colors taken it will guarantee maximum vitamin intake.
Day 4: As before, maximize plant intake, but, in the afternoon, you may have a one ounce cube of boneless, skinless, blanched and boiled chicken.
Day 5: Veggies, fruits, two whole cubes of the above chicken and .005 ounce of mild cheddar.
Day 6: Same as Day 5, also a treat! Add 4 oz of fat free soy milk!
Day 7: Start off with a big bag of chips then move on to a salami sandwich and a coke. First coffee break, two cups of coffee with all the half and half you can stomach with a half gallon of ice cream. Lunch will consist of the left side of the menu. Mid afternoon snack would be a simple large pizza with extra cheese. Dinner would be basic fare of lasagne, a loaf of garlic bread and a salad loaded with dressing. Dessert, as you've deserved a prize for doing this insane diet for a week would be an entire chocolate cake. That evening, you will stay in the hospital overnight for observation after the stomach pump.

Then the cycle repeats with...

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK....

Hey! I think you stole hubbys diet!

Skrim17 wrote in post #9174348
He was also a judge in the Law and Order series in the 90's

hmmmm wonder if I've seen him? I watch Law and Order alot! TNT plays several reruns every day.

http://www.imdb.com/na​me/nm0639876/

He did a ton of broadway acting as well, really neat guy.

Permie I've been looking through the water drops shots thread, and spotted this coffee and creamer meetup. Looks kewl! I think you should try it!

newb2pro_1day_or_so wrote in post #8068088
A colision huh? What about a colision of creamer and coffee?

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BearLeeAlive wrote in post #9171966
You have given us a way better present, by spending your time for the betterment of so many dogs. While I appreciate the candy, my vote for your time will always be for it to be put into making these pets life so much better.

Truth

CrazieCricket wrote in post #9172021
Update: Mom is in a mental hospital that keeps a close eye on suicidal people. She will be there for about 2 weeks and then they evaluate her. If she seems better she will go back to assisted living. If not, they will move her to a more permanent place that can deal with her problems long term.

Hoping all the best for your mother, Paula.

Permagrin wrote in post #9172248
oh my gosh, the cutest thing just happened...

...He dropped the phone on the floor, squatted down (bum in the air) and went "woof" (he doesn't bark as a rule) right at the phone. He wanted to talk to his dad. It was SO STINKING CUTE! And he is one smart dog!

How stink'n Awwwww is that?

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #9173782
More unveiling plot stuff:

I'm just going to just assume that Chris is not happy and just assume that the Chief is in Trouble with a capital T....*busts into song* That rhymes with P and that stand for Pool...Yes we got trouble, trouble, trou...*looks around* Sawwy, got carried away.

Permagrin wrote in post #9174062
no see...you misinterpreted.

Z wrote: Yo

You read it and responded with: Yo.

While "Yo" is translated to "greetings threadlings"

"Yo. " translation is infinitely more...well, let's just say I think you'd better run. Even with the language barrier, offering to give a NY'er a wedgie in winter is never taken well.

LOL

cfpackerfan wrote in post #9174297
Ok, fine... one more.

Don't know if FP is smiling but I am.

Skrim17 wrote in post #9174332
If there are any Dark Shadow's fans here Vince played Sheriff Patterson for many years.

Flash back to my Jr. High and HS years...though I can't picture any one but Barnabas...off to Google.

What a great couple, Crissa. They warm the heart.

Hi Becky.

Paula, that's not a bad idea. I sorta suck at those kind of shots though. But I might try it anyway

FocalPrincess wrote in post #9174167
Hi and bye all. Caught up, in no mood to chat tonight, but its no fault of any of you. RL getting in the way again.

Sorry to hear that...

cfpackerfan wrote in post #9174213
I was in the hallway cleaning up a bit.
Wade was in the living room doing some training with Simon.

This is what I heard:

Simon, sit.
Simon, stay.
Simon, sit.
Simon, down... No Simon! I didn't say Simon says. LOL!!!

It struck me SOOO funny. I'm STILL laughing.

That's funny!!!

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #9174344
New Diet! I'm really excited to try this one:

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK.
Day 2: All Veggie Day! Go with a variety of colors to get the full vitamin impact.
Day 3: Add Fruits to the mix. Again, the more colors taken it will guarantee maximum vitamin intake.
Day 4: As before, maximize plant intake, but, in the afternoon, you may have a one ounce cube of boneless, skinless, blanched and boiled chicken.
Day 5: Veggies, fruits, two whole cubes of the above chicken and .005 ounce of mild cheddar.
Day 6: Same as Day 5, also a treat! Add 4 oz of fat free soy milk!
Day 7: Start off with a big bag of chips then move on to a salami sandwich and a coke. First coffee break, two cups of coffee with all the half and half you can stomach with a half gallon of ice cream. Lunch will consist of the left side of the menu. Mid afternoon snack would be a simple large pizza with extra cheese. Dinner would be basic fare of lasagne, a loaf of garlic bread and a salad loaded with dressing. Dessert, as you've deserved a prize for doing this insane diet for a week would be an entire chocolate cake. That evening, you will stay in the hospital overnight for observation after the stomach pump.

Then the cycle repeats with...

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK....

I eat like day 7 every day...

Thanks Cat, that did give me a smile. Its nothing bad guys, just really, really stressed out with hubs' schedules and stuff right now. And trying to make Christmas special w/o going over budget...not that we're tight, we just decided to cut way back on useless stuff this year. Turns out I'm pretty well doing it on my own for the time being.

Permagrin wrote in post #9174493
Hi Becky.

Paula, that's not a bad idea. I sorta suck at those kind of shots though. But I might try it anyway

It'll give you something new to try! Like you don't have enough to do.

With wonderful assistance form Fafa, this is my final product going to the printers tomorrow.

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puddlepirate44 wrote in post #9174344
New Diet! I'm really excited to try this one:

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK.
Day 2: All Veggie Day! Go with a variety of colors to get the full vitamin impact.
Day 3: Add Fruits to the mix. Again, the more colors taken it will guarantee maximum vitamin intake.
Day 4: As before, maximize plant intake, but, in the afternoon, you may have a one ounce cube of boneless, skinless, blanched and boiled chicken.
Day 5: Veggies, fruits, two whole cubes of the above chicken and .005 ounce of mild cheddar.
Day 6: Same as Day 5, also a treat! Add 4 oz of fat free soy milk!
Day 7: Start off with a big bag of chips then move on to a salami sandwich and a coke. First coffee break, two cups of coffee with all the half and half you can stomach with a half gallon of ice cream. Lunch will consist of the left side of the menu. Mid afternoon snack would be a simple large pizza with extra cheese. Dinner would be basic fare of lasagne, a loaf of garlic bread and a salad loaded with dressing. Dessert, as you've deserved a prize for doing this insane diet for a week would be an entire chocolate cake. That evening, you will stay in the hospital overnight for observation after the stomach pump.

Then the cycle repeats with...

Day 1: Fasting. Plenty of fluids. Clear broths OK....

I subscribe to the same diet. I do substitute Pepsi for Coke, I know I should be using that drain opener Coke product for the flushing phase.

Skrim17 wrote in post #9174543
With wonderful assistance form Fafa, this is my final product going to the printers tomorrow.

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I like it but why aren't the gaps between the pics all equal?