This could be a bit of fun but I also reckon it could get a bit too serious.
Anyway, lets see what happens.
Here are some of mine...
People who are supposesdly interested in photography but can't be bothered learning how to spell basic photography terms - aperatur (and variations) for aperture, lense when they mean lens
People who post a crap photo and justify it by say something like "here's a photo straight of the camera. Haven't had time to pp"
People who have their first camera, have never had any photography experience and think they are now a professional
With a long lens attached "Can you see the moon with that?" or "Gee, that's a big one"
Being loaded up like a pack horse with all my gear and being asked "Are you a photographer?" or when it's obvious I'm shooting stills and get asked "What TV station are you from"
People who give advice about bodies or lenses they've never used and are just repeating what they've heard/read somewhere else.
and last one for now, I'm sure I'll come up with something else further down the track...
People who have no idea but insist on telling you what you should be doing and how to take a better photo
Sorry if there's already a thread like this. Looked but couldn't find one