Seems silly, but did you put the 24-70 on your 50D and take some shots?
Your first post seems a bit "conspiricy theory" like. Shhhhhhh... you have uncovered Canon's dirty little secrect! The 24-70 f2.8L is a total piece of trash. 
I hope not, mine hasn't gotten to me yet. I have to believe that you just got a bad copy. In my research I found almost no bad reviews of this lens. And the ones I did come across were so poorly written with such obvious technique problems that I had to wonder if the person using and reporting about the lens really knew what they were doing. Way too many good reviews to let a few bad reviews to make this into a bad lens.
I truely hope you get it fixed or flat out replaced, and soon. Good luck!

I'm still kinda on the lookout for a good one though. If it's like any of the half dozen or so I had, it focuses well at 70mm and pretty lousy at 24mm. As it's a parfocal lens, I focused at 70mm and zoomed out to what I wanted. It works, but not a great solution. It made me miss a lot of shots.
