I respectfully disagree. I would totally pic a photographer based solely on their watermark.

Especially one that is a TR character watermark drawn by this great artist I know. 
Seriously. If I could make it work I would adore doing a newbie shoot with you and yours. And, thanks. I'm done with that goober.
I know I'm not perfect but I just laughed at the crit I got there. And, well, I had just spilled half my beer on the couch prior to posting. WOOHOO!!!
Big milestone day.
Or was it yesterday that chet and crissa hit their milestones?
Did you suck on the couch fabric after spilling your beer?
Yesterday I think....I don't remember either.

That guy is a whimp! Do you really want a whimp to be your personal trainer?
