short5 wrote in post #9785338
Hmmm, I hope you did something to make it very clear she should be ashamed. It would seem that she has forgot that is not the thing to do and needs a reminder.
Either that or you can try some Cesar Milan on her. [Heavy Cesar Accent] Ma'am what is wrong is your dog forget it is a dog. It forgets how to be a dog. You need to lead your dog. You must show the dog how to be a dog. So what we all need to do is go in the yard and pee. Come on, everyone lets go outside. Okay now everyone start going. Do not look at or talk to the dog just pee, everybody. I want you to practice. No mater the time of day or night, weather, or physicals condition, the whole family must eliminate together. Okay, so you understand it is your fault your dog goes in the bed because you use the bathroom, right? You have confused the dog, it is so very simple, right? Problem solved, join us next week when we show pooches eating the cats is bad by wiring the cat to a low voltage outlet. [/Chaser Milan}
Hmmm, I hope you did something to make it very clear she should be ashamed. It would seem that she has forgot that is not the thing to do and needs a reminder.
Either that or you can try some Cesar Milan on her. [Heavy Cesar Accent] Ma'am what is wrong is your dog forget it is a dog. It forgets how to be a dog. You need to lead your dog. You must show the dog how to be a dog. So what we all need to do is go in the yard and pee. Come on, everyone lets go outside. Okay now everyone start going. Do not look at or talk to the dog just pee, everybody. I want you to practice. No mater the time of day or night, weather, or physicals condition, the whole family must eliminate together. Okay, so you understand it is your fault your dog goes in the bed because you use the bathroom, right? You have confused the dog, it is so very simple, right? Problem solved, join us next week when we show pooches eating the cats is bad by wiring the cat to a low voltage outlet. [/Chaser Milan}
Finally, the guy pimped up the show a bit.
puddlepirate44 wrote in post #9785350
But I do that! I taught Kona how to mark up the neighborhood!
But I do that! I taught Kona how to mark up the neighborhood!
Awww....what a good daddy dog you are.
