Is your user defective ? (only lenses allowed to vote)

From my Tamron 28-75:

"That sorry SOB is always screwing up and blaming me. Just because I was made in China!"

Dear everybody,

I'm not a useless length on a crop camera, he just doesn't know how to properly zoom with his feet. Don't listen to his propaganda about needing a 30 and 85. If you take the average of those two lengths, it's 57.5, I'm the best of both worlds!

Sincerely,
nifty

From tkbslc's collective ex-lens kit:

Our owner is a two-timing, hard-to-please SOB. Every time he wins the heart of a new lens his interest is immediately gone and he is on to the next lens. He doesn't even take the time to learn how to properly use us before kicking us to the curb (or ebay)! If he would only get the time to know us he would learn how much we each had to offer.

My owner thinks I am too heavy for the kind of range I offer! It's not like I have grown. Damn! You should have rejected me when you first saw me; afterall this was not love at first sight!!
sincerely,
24-70mm

shmoogy wrote in post #9906354
Dear everybody,

I'm not a useless length on a crop camera, he just doesn't know how to properly zoom with his feet. Don't listen to his propaganda about needing a 30 and 85. If you take the average of those two lengths, it's 57.5, I'm the best of both worlds!

Sincerely,
nifty

Dear Nifty,

That title, Best of Both Worlds, belongs to me.

Signed,
Canon 60mm Macro

SMP_Homer wrote in post #9906528
Dear Nifty,

That title, Best of Both Worlds, belongs to me.

Signed,
Canon 60mm Macro

Not so fast, Macro !
I am the real King of Both Worlds [Bwahaha ].

Signed,
Rokkor 58/1.2