Ken Rockwell jokes..Put em' here!

Lately I've been seeing a lot of Ken Rockwell jokes similar to Chuck Norris ones.

Just wanted to make a thread where anyone can make up a joke (for fun).

I haven't made any myself, but my favorite is this.

Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure.

I know that he is not liked here because he is generally anti-Canon and pro-Nikon. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, I simply choose not to read him. I don't see the need to belittle him with jokes but that is simply my opinion.

Ken isn't like here, or anywhere for that matter, because of the way he belittles every product. And the fact that, to this day he still believes that the Nikon D40 is the best camera on the planet.


But in all seriousness, this is all that needs to be said....

http://blog.bahneman.c​om …?story=Ken_Rock​well_Facts

I don't know who he is but this made me laugh.

"Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born"

Yeah, I know I've seen a lot of Ken Rockwell jokes, too, but I'm not sure they wouldn't be just as funny with someone else's name. We might not agree with his conclusions regarding photo equipment, but we don't really have to show him such utter disrespect, either. He's just a guy trying to do his thing.

I'm locking this thread and hoping we won't see any more like it.