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Cute. 
hahahaha that's great!!
Here's some more lines to help Jim explain the patch!
"I'm saving you from yourself...you have no idea what this eye does to women!"
"Evil Gecko man struck again...it wasn't pretty."
"My parents always told me to use both eyes. I sent this one out to pick up the dry cleaning."
"...it joined the French Foreign Legion. You were going to ask weren't you?"
"I'm hiding a gaping hole. People find it difficult to look directly into my brain so I patch it....(begins to lift patch) but if you want to see China...."
"It was Toto. I always said he was mad."
"(to a goth) Piercing went wrong...infection...hospitalization...coma....I'm barely recovering after 7 years intensive care..."
"(to a kid) pull my finger and see"
"rampant syphilis"
"I got stung by a giant bee!! Really. It was so big it pulled out my eyeball. When last I saw it, it was heading towards Africa."
"(to Dan) I fell when I was skipping. Caught myself with a tree branch..."
"I pack my lunch in there. Frees up both hands for gesticulating wildly at strangers."

I just have the stick-on bandage type patches, 'tis what was brought home for me.
Truth be told I was pulling out of a lot and pulling my belt on at the same time. I got the belt on before I even saw the cop catching up to me. He naturally assumed I had quickly put it on when he pulled me. As it was he gave me a no points ticket for no proof of insurance rater than the point ticket for the belt.
Seatbelt fines here have no points attached to them.
Wade got all the rock spread this afternoon while I was at meetings.
He said that Cisco laid on the top of the pile and watched the whole time.
Wade shoveled gravel out from under him, and the pile just got smaller and smaller, with Cisco still on the top of it. Well, that brought that pup down to earth then. 
I need no red to rhyme.
or
to keep time
indeed.....
............I can shine
with or without
......this blessed wine
Lovely poetry, Dragon Lady.
Sooooooooooo...........what do I wanna be when I grow up?
*chin in hand awaiting inspiring answers*
I too ask the question. Why bother growing up? It makes people weird. 

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