I once went on a rugby tour with the Honorable Artillery Company as a guest player. We were playing a team made up from employes at a steelworks in South Wales.
As we went down for the firs scrum, our hooker (it's a position not an occupation) a futures trader in the city said to the opposing 8 players in the scrum "Do you know, I paid more in tax than you lot earned last year". The game was very lively after that 

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GROSS!! He wrote down the name for me and that was that. 


