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I know this isn't going to help, but...
I tried Adobe's phone help for a new monitor/printer output problem over Christmas. Hours on hold, four different techs, escalated claims, so-called senior help, promises of returned phone calls that never materialized, techs that could barely speak english. The last tech I spoke to I wouldn't let go of until the problem was diagnosed or fixed. After 10 days of frustration and broken promises we finally diagnosed the problem (not Adobe's, was a printer setup issue).
Later on I received a notification from Adobe to rate their support. After I had honestly rated theirs as some of the worst support I had ever received, I left my phone # & email address, inviting them to contact me for further discussion. Never did...
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