The 37th Random Long TPBM Exposure Noise/Chat Thread

short5 wrote in post #10238625
Got this in an email

Childbirth at 65

Belmondo wrote in post #10238695
It works for my cell phone.

hahahaha! That's exactly what I thought too

Permagrin wrote in post #10237766
lol I've had a few of their bulk lot pages bookmarked for a while. Our vet recommended them instead of rawhide. Until today though, I had NO idea what they were You never said though...have you guys used those antlerz?

Sorry. Got busy trying to make my house presentable for LOTS of people.

We haven't tried them yet, but I was just looking at them yesterday.

Paris in her new bed .

Paris looks pretty happy Deb!

Cute pirate pics on here today. I don't think my son ever dressed up as a pirate. He was more into cowboys and snowmobiles.

short5 wrote in post #10238625
Got this in an email

Childbirth at 65


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No,
not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very
impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!

Permagrin wrote in post #10238632
well I'm off to the doc. I truly hope this is as stress free and painless as possible. My gp is very hard to talk to but I'm going armed with sheets of info & my symptoms. oh and Dan. LOL

Good luck and I hope all goes well for you.

Miniflash wrote in post #10238956
Paris in her new bed .

awwwww she is so cute. Cricket doesn't have a bed. Even if she did she wouldn't sleep in it. She sleeps with me.

Thanks Diane she does seem to like it and it was cheap only 15 bucks at the home goods store

Pea Paris sleeps in her crate but during the day she likes to nap

Chet wrote in post #10235854
Hello this is Earth calling, are we reaching?

gjl711 wrote in post #10236108
SHHHHhh.... Didn't you watch the Stephan Hawking episode about calling in the aliens. He clearly stated that this is a very bad idea. Why would we want to call attention to a clearly superior species capable of deep space travel. They might not be friendlies.

Chet wrote in post #10236122
Nope I missed the program, so I'm good for inter-galactic shot outs for the moment.

thomascanty wrote in post #10236131
Was that supposed to be "shoot outs" or "shout outs"?

gjl711 wrote in post #10236176
First one could be a nasty one. Now stop calling in all the baddies Chet.

We have nothing to worry about. We have Will Smith...

short5 wrote in post #10238625
Got this in an email

Childbirth at 65


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No,
not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very
impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!

LOL!!!

gjl711 wrote in post #10238640
Ok.. Joke aside.. Why would anyone ever want to do that again.

Why would anyone want to do it the first time?

Cuz they're cute, John.

FocalPrincess wrote in post #10239339
Cuz they're cute, John.

I know. It just wasn't my choice.

Love the new avatar...

I am enjoying a falafal and grilled chicken pita, with mixed greens and tahini. It is yummilicious!!!

Tis ok John...the choice was made for me in a way, and I'm glad it worked out that way.

Thx about the avi, glad to have something fresh to put there.

Anything exciting happening this evening?

Skrim17 wrote in post #10239344

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lol. I missed that one.

FocalPrincess wrote in post #10233512
i did local business page jenn, but couldn't tell ya why

Thanks for the feed back!

short5 wrote in post #10234301
I am glad Z-dot is not unique in her grass eating and puking but having seen Paxton's picture I worry a bit. She freakin eats everything. She walks up to me with a deer jaw yesterday. I was like fine eat it, it's better than grass. Later she is looking at me funny and I realize she has something in her mouth so I tell her to drop it. She projectile spits a deer molar at me

She is not unique... today alone... Cooper has tried to eat... grass... sunglasses... toy shovels...

short5 wrote in post #10234320
Chris, on the barking, reprimand and change the situation as to not reward the behavior. Sounds easy I guess take it away when they bark rather than give it to them(like that will work) I don't like my dogs to bark except when someone is at the door or it is something I really need to know about. I have Zoë pretty well broke if indiscriminate barking but she often will start to bark when she poops in the morning. If you say no she stops pooping and won't go Leyla says maybe she needs the bark to help get it out. I pointed out no one else in the house barks when they poop.

That's a RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.D. wrote in post #10234332
Thanks. Yeah, I guess taking it away is the next step.

Have I mentioned that Gracie is a poop-walker? No bark, but she walks around the yard while doing it - even on the patio.

My parents yellow lab Casse likes to try and poop up hill... hehehehe she often watches her poop as it rolls between her front legs and down the hill ahead of her!

short5 wrote in post #10234350
LOL, Chris Dogs are so gross but we over look it for the good stuff.

Yes... yes they are... and on that note... so are BOYS!

Skrim17 wrote in post #10239349
I am enjoying a falafal and grilled chicken pita, with mixed greens and tahini. It is yummilicious!!!

sounds SO SO SO SO SO SO yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!