The 37th Random Long TPBM Exposure Noise/Chat Thread

Miniflash wrote in post #10345246
So I heard from Andy he has survived the camp out and is just playing with Tedfords friends today who are locals to the area .

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #10345132
In case you were wondering, this is him:

Oddly enough, he has some Scottish heritage.

Permagrin wrote in post #10345192
hahaha I guess I'm not the only one who changed her location based on today's cartoons

short5 wrote in post #10345231
Chris looked at Jims face butt.

CrazieCricket wrote in post #10345253
NO!!!! Really. We don't need to see that one. One apron shot was enough.

Miniflash wrote in post #10345262
since feeding myself I find my timing is diff than Andys , I had dinner onion soup

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #10344421
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!!

I've been in contact with Won Fat Dan, the eminent professor of Bizarre Stuff and the Dean of Wonky Fortunes and the current chair of Bad Breakfast Studies. He as recently told me of his new horoscope that he finished based on various coffee beans around the world.

If your birth year ends in a:

0: You will have much lucking with the ISO. Others around you alway guessing wrongly. You not. You alway get right number. Alway. Shutter speed, not so muchly. Alway too slow on speeding.

1: You surrounding by pretty viewings. Landscape shooting nirvana alway where you be. Alway pretty sightings around you. Besting the lighting curse. No harshing light. You people shots alway suck, though. Too bad.

2: You a panning hero! You pan better than next guy. You like all moving thing. Zoom! You get good picture, no blurry. Zoom other way! You get even gooder picture. You amazing! Too bad you still life shootings are terrible.

3: You make goodling photos of peoples. You depth of the fields alway good. Make people look good alway. No matter lens, you make goodling photo. No matter light, you make goodling photo. Stay away from macro. That very bad for you. You no good at that. Hurt eyes to see you macro.

4: You OK. That all. You OK. Little work, you might be average. Not bad thing, just is.

5: Ooo, you make goodling shots of birdings. Big birdings, little birdings, birdings in flight or on ground. All very goodling. Very sharp focus. It like you know when and where to aim camera. Most impressive. Not goodling idea to do any fancy shmancy HDR. Most wonky when happens.

6: Macro is you best friendly. Amazing how you get so smalling. Little creature look BIG with you shots. BIGBIG. That double BIG. Very crisp, very detail. Too bad you pan like broken monkey.

7: You need doing wedding. Everything like faery tale. You make even ugly groom looking like Prince, and not singer Prince or Charles Prince, but Disney Prince. You working magicking with bride. She glow even when not pregnant. How do this? Amazing. Envy of all. Spouse love you like sick panda cub.

8: You shooting cityscapes like crazy person. You seeing things no one else seeing. Creepy but fascinating. Dirting, grunging, angsting. You tell story through eye. Don't do landscaping shots. Those bad. People mock you like backwards lemur.

9: All you touching is gold. You master of camera button. You like resting Buddha when come to photo. Not as fat, though. You like resting skinner Buddha. You make other guy want to be selling his camera. Make everyone around you wanting to selling camera. You make pretty picture. Too bad about that wedding shoot. The bride say she will take payments.


Won Fat Dan's Favorite Fortunes found in Cookies:

• I didn't wash my hands before I made this cookie.
  
• You just THOUGHT that was chicken.
  
• Chef actually Malaysian.
  
• We got most of this stuff at Sam's Club.
  
• If you find my contact in the Lemon Chicken, call me.
  
• You won't believe what Wang Fu just did to the Fried Rice.
  
• Don't watch that movie. It's stupid. Watch the other one instead.
  
• There are photos. We have the negatives. We'll be in touch.
  
• Her fortune is about you, and, trust me, it ain't nice.
  
• Your shoe's untied.
  

CrazieCricket wrote in post #10345264
Sounds nice, Deb. When does Andy come home?

Chet wrote in post #10345278
Onions are a major no-no in my diet. I spent countless hours at the dinner table as a youngster cause I refused to eat them. I held out though and to this day I won't eat one.

Chet wrote in post #10345278
Onions are a major no-no in my diet. I spent countless hours at the dinner table as a youngster cause I refused to eat them. I held out though and to this day I won't eat one.

Miniflash wrote in post #10345351
anyone doing anything fun this weekend? Im not but was wondering

Miniflash wrote in post #10345344
onions are yummy i lub em"

BearLeeAlive wrote in post #10345269
One? You can't count very good then.

short5 wrote in post #10345325
A sweet onion caramelized a bit into gooey, yummy, sweetness is heaven in soup, burgers, taters....... Me thinks you need to try a good onion and give it another chance.

Chet wrote in post #10345256
Hong Kong Phooey's nephew?

http://www.youtube.com​/watch?v=CW54W9y6-eU