I would appreciate ANY advice or help to point me in the right direction...
I am looking for the ever elusive "perfect bag" that meets my adamantly strict criteria...
For what its worth, I no longer try to shoot professionally, only for enjoyment...
I'd like to be able to carry my 5dmk2, 24-70L 2.8 , 70-200L 2.8 IS, and 100L 2.8 Macro (all with hoods attached). (I'd also like to configure the bag in such a way that the camera can be stowed with any of the lenses w hoods attached)
I also want to fit my 580exII 270ex flashes along with small accessories (chargers, release cables, and maybe a small gorilla-pod.
I need this bag to be as low-profile as possible, and not scream "camera gear!!!" I also want it to be a backpack style as slings have started to bother my shoulder. I want this to be strong enough for hiking through the woods, light enough for a day of shooting in the city,and small enough to be within airline carry-on limitations.
My ultimata bag would be able to replace my job bag when I commute to the city in the morning, should I want to hang out and shoot at night.
This means, I'd need to fit a 13" Dell Latitude 4300 notebook, or an iPad. A separate compartment for a small packed lunch would be ideal too.
I have tried the following so far:
Modular style: (LowePro Streetwalker with various lens cases)
Slings: (Tamerac Velocity, LowePro Slingshot)
Shoulder Bags: (Crumpler 5mdh & 7mdh)
Backpacks: (Kata 3n1-33, R-103, R-104, LowePro Fastpack 350)
Currently I am evaluating the Kata 3n1-33 and like the R series, there is so much to want to love, but I find the equipment area layout awkward and very tight for a hood-on-lens setup.
So there you have it... if anyone can recommend any other brands or bags, I would really appreciate it. I know my "criteria" is quite narrow, but I really do want to find the holy grail of bags for my personal needs: One that comfortably holds everything, and I can take anywhere for fun, or for shooting during or after my work commute to the city.
Thank you.
-John

I'd like to be able to have an extra "safe" area for food or a light rain jacket as I would want to be able to commute with this bag and my camera gear, but thats not a major need. If i can afford to buy a bag, I can splurge and eat out for lunch that day.
