LOl. Totally know where you're coming from with this one....
Something happened at the Red Bull Flugtag event in Miami in July.
It was sooo packed...and soooo hard to move around. I had my cam on a monopod and lifted it up in the air at one point trying to slowly move out of the crowd to a new spot and while I was doing that, someone yanked on my camera bag. I had my wide angle 16-35 mk2 in there at the time and wasnt exactly fond of having that stolen right out, especially during an event where I would most likely use it. While the monopod in the air with cam on it and a 70-200 attached on it, I quickly turned around to focus my eyes on the bag, only to discover a little kid pulling on it, as he was pushing it out of the way, but in the process, my swift turn, knocked someone right in the nose..>>>I Felttttt so damn bad,because immediately you can hear the person yelling "F**** my nose,my noseee" and then as I turned back around I see this guy whose face just turned super red and blood, not a whole lot blood coming from his hands as he was covering up his nose and mouth at the same time. I said to myself 'oh $h!t' considering he had a nice little gang of people around him there, that I were all of his friends, I immediately started apologizing and said 'omg are you okay ? I'm so sorry'. He started to move out of the crowd quite rapidly towards an open area still holding his nose. I was a bit embarrassed, that was totally accidental and unprovoked. When he sat down on the grass, three of his LARGER friends accompanied him plus a countless amount of family members, and saying things man you really 'f*cked up dude'......'wtf are you doing'. I explained what happened and sincerely apologized. He took off his shirt and was using it as a way stop the blood coming from his nose,after he wetted it with water from the water bottle. His face got redder and surely you can see it wasnt a good sight with blood all over that shirt. And of course as always out of nowhere you see two cops coming out....asking whats going on, and a mob of people looking on as the situation was unfolding....Long story made shorter....I explained to the cops what took place, and I even offered the guy to pay for his hospital visit if he had to go, offered my biz card and said I was really sorry (sincerely I truly was,cause that was my fault).....His reply to me was simply "Dude, I dont want anything, just f*ck off,go away you ruined my day". I didnt want to have anymore issues and simply said "Fair enough,I will leave". The cops never took a report and no one pursued me. As I found a new spot,and refocused my mind on the event, part of me thought damnnn that $h!t must have hurt a lot. I felt bad.... Lesson learned....Aim for the nose, when you're getting into an altercation and they dont have a knife or a gun to use against you..... if they do....then you say here you go sir, new camera for you...and then contact the police for the report you can take to the insurance company.
yikes.. id feel terrible too if i accidently broke someones face.. people dont realize the damage one can do with such a benign and expensive looking contraption..
Any professional or semi professional magnesium alloy camera/tripod/monopod/strap combination could very easily kill a person or animal in the right circumstance and do so without even taking much damage to the camera itself.
And I think that it is a tiny bit more convienent to access than that knife or AK-47 I might have in my back pocket.





