Ok, picture the scene.
You're just charging all your batteries, cleaning your kit and making sure everything is cool as you've planned a day out tomorrow @ Brands Hatch.
Your monopod decides that it's too old be worth using anymore and says "I'm not going to lock in position any more" and subsequently you panic somewhat.
There's no decent camera retailers within a few miles of my house, and bearing in mind it was 3pm on a Sunday...I was stuffed.
But wait! There's a branch of Jessops in town...hahahahaha oh dear.
It went like this:
Hi. I need a monopod.
You need a monopod? Which one? *hands me their catalogue*
Well I've looked at two, the Manfrotto or the Velbon ones....
Ok hang on.
*waits*
No, sorry, neither are in stock. I can order you one if you like.
Pardon? You joking?
No. No one ever uses monopods, so we don't carry many in stock.
I need it for Monday. What do you have in stock?
(She disappeared for 5 minutes and at this point I did actually think about leaving the shop, but that's not on really).
We have this one *produces Jessops own brand tat*
Hmmm....I'll leave it for now, but thanks anyway.
To be honest, I didn't really expect them to have anything that wasn't made of chocolate..and they didn't! But there might have been the slim chance that they had something that was of some use.
Utter rubbish! I had no faith in their abilities or knowledge when I bought a bag from them - "Hi I need a bag for my camera - yes sir, do you know what camera you have?" - and have even less now.
The mind boggles.
Losers.




