Noob here!!!!!

:p And my title proves it.

So, open up the welcome wagon. Make donations to my paypal account. I need some new stuff. And I'm retiring in two weeks so I need all the help you can get.

Like Soupy Sales said: Go to your mom's pocketbooks, take out a shiny, crisp greenback, and mail it to me.

Charity is good. You'll feel a lot better about yourself by helping out a noob.

I promise, Really, I do.

Mark, you definitely need help. Many of us can attest to that. However I seriously doubt that financial aid will do you as much good as taking you out behind the woodshed would! :{)#

Congrats on the impending permanent vacation. Mine's around one corner or another, just waiting for me to decide to pull the trigger on it.

Well at least one person took the time to welcome a noob to the forum.

And you're right Jon, a trip behind the woodshed would do me wonders. Especially if I was forced to select the switch.

As to the permanent vacation, I'm actually, to quote my wife, about to work a real job. Working for the state has been a relative 32 year vacation. I'm going to be freelancing and that's long hours and a lot of traveling around. However, it's for a ton of dough so I'm very happy about it.

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Well at least one person took the time to welcome a noob to the forum.

And you're right Jon, a trip behind the woodshed would do me wonders. Especially if I was forced to select the switch.

As to the permanent vacation, I'm actually, to quote my wife, about to work a real job. Working for the state has been a relative 32 year vacation. I'm going to be freelancing and that's long hours and a lot of traveling around. However, it's for a ton of dough so I'm very happy about it.

He drew the short straw.

Congratulations on the retirement, Doc!