Why is there always food shots at 2am?

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761192
There is no height that will please me, I'm sorry.

See guys, too picky!

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761192
I have to act all cool with a cold shoulder, chick dig it.

Until your constant cold shoulder lands you alone!

FJ LOVE wrote in post #11761207
i'd lose sleep for her any day, if you go to bed your gay

Lol, nice poetry Martin!

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761206
I dunno. I hope it's my personality, but I think it's the arrogance and the confidence that comes with it.

What he means is that he's a jerk, and girls often go for these jerk types.

Okay, not true, Panda is a cool guy.

jdizzle wrote in post #11761203
I had a ton of photos of all the girls I dated before I got married.

me too but they aren't digital

monk3y wrote in post #11761218
hahaha Martin... indeed!!!

O__o, I need to play my cards right. Going out tonight wouldn't be the wisest thing. I'll have a better chance at the end of the week. But anyways...

FJ LOVE wrote in post #11761225
me too but they aren't digital

Polaroid cameras were real handy.

krepta wrote in post #11761223
Okay, not true, Panda is a cool guy.

No, I'm the man your girl wants her man, which is you, to smell like.

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761226
O__o, I need to play my cards right. Going out tonight wouldn't be the wisest thing. I'll have a better chance at the end of the week. But anyways...

buddy one day you are going to be married and kick your own ass you didn't go out, just sayin

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761226
O__o, I need to play my cards right. Going out tonight wouldn't be the wisest thing. I'll have a better chance at the end of the week. But anyways...

Why are you still up talking to a bunch of dudes here? Either go to bed, or go out with the girls!

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761231
No, I'm the man your girl wants her man, which is you, to smell like.

With tickets to that thing she loves. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.

You're on a horse.

jdizzle wrote in post #11761215
Ok. When I was single and multidating.

Multidating is even more challenging than multitasking. Julian, you're quite adept!

jdizzle wrote in post #11761229
Polaroid cameras were real handy.

i was the 'man' with that SX70

FJ LOVE wrote in post #11761237
buddy one day you are going to be married and kick your own ass you didn't go out, just sayin

hahaha... I dunno about you guys but when a girl invites a guy out here in the Philippines, it doesn't automatically mean you can score you know

FJ LOVE wrote in post #11761237
buddy one day you are going to be married and kick your own ass you didn't go out, just sayin

kick me out of bed!!!

monk3y wrote in post #11761245
hahaha... I dunno about you guys but when a girl invites a guy out here in the Philippines, it doesn't automatically mean you can score you know

You have no game.

jdizzle wrote in post #11761249
You have no game.

you gotta understand a lot of girls here are still quite conservative. and those prom nights gang bang very very rarely happens here too... most parties are wholesome

monk3y wrote in post #11761256
you gotta understand a lot of girls here are still quite conservative. and those prom nights gang bang very very rarely happens here too... most parties are wholesome

wow, i learn something everyday. prom night gang bang... /google.

PaperPanda wrote in post #11761247
kick me out of bed!!!

We need a synchronized kick. You're too deep within the dream!