How To Cut Wedding Cake

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lol your a classic tim :P

I'd use an appropriate sized knife with the sharper edge down and the point away from you. Start at the center of the cake on top and work your way down to the plate. Remove knife from cake. Place tip of knife at center point and determine size of piece desired. Work the knife down to the plate again. Remove piece of cake and repeat for other slices until no cake left. May need to clean knife between cuttings. Do not use tongue to do this.

With a chainsaw

nicksan wrote in post #11753662
With a chainsaw

Kinda like this? His chainsaw wouldn't start, but luckily he had a backup.